The Hek-Atomic Cherries
A Christmas Message From The Hek-Atomic Cherries
The Hek-Atomic Cherries bring their trademark humor to these Christmas standards. Tackling such serious issues as heart disease and pollution, listen as the Hek-Atomic Cherries make their brief foray into socio-political commentary music. These traditional Christmas songs were arranged by the Hek-Atomic Cherries with lyrics by Stephen Miller. Merry Christmas to all this season or whatever season it might be.
Oh,
You better eat fish,
You better not fry,
Lower your cholesterol,
Or you will die,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
This is for health,
It's not a trend,
Eat less cheese,
Or it'll be your end,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
You'll die when you are sleeping,
Of a massive heart attack.
You'll have a coronary,
'Cause your veins are full of plaque.
Oh,
You better eat fish,
You better not fry,
Lower your cholesterol,
Or you will die,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
This is for health,
It's not a trend,
Eat less cheese,
Or it'll be your end,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
You'll have a triple bypass,
And open heart surgery,
Because you have a plug of plaque,
The size of a redwood tree.
So,
You better eat fish,
You better not fry,
Lower your cholesterol,
Or you will die,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
This is for health,
It's not a trend,
Eat less cheese,
Or it'll be your end,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
Silent night, sewage pipe,
Shooting filth, each day and night.
Fecal matter in our stream,
Bubbling into a brownish cream.
Urine leaks in our house,
Septic tank in our mouth.
Silent night, sewage pipe,
People puke, at the sight.
Clumps of matter, bone and hair,
Blood and entrails fly through the air.
Medical waste in our pool,
What comes out of the tap is dog drool.
Silent night, sewage pipe,
It's liquid and brown and seamy and ripe.
High level industry is to blame,
Don't light a match or you'll go up in flames.
Pouring into our oceans,
Sewage pipe you are no fun.
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